crying. crying a lot.

zaynocean:

people who know about your first URL

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gransmells:

gay8:

dragondicks:





i still havent gotten over this post

gransmells:

gay8:

dragondicks:

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i still havent gotten over this post

Person: What are your hobbies?
Me: Shipping two characters together and imagining them in different situations
Person: What
Me: What
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Who is Seme? Uke?

roxyschoiceass:

Seme: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius.
Uke: Pisces, Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus.

ceruleanreverie2:

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

hecklerandkoch:

i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

 - when a motherfucker touches you
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the-winchester-initiative:

shinysherlock:

pickled-johnlock:

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

That was fucking beautiful

SOMETIMES I RLY HATE THE TUMBLR APP

talkshitnojutsu:

blackstar:

this show has won awards

razzle dazzle no jutsu

talkshitnojutsu:

blackstar:

this show has won awards

razzle dazzle no jutsu